do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general
BUT YOU WANT TO DO SOMETHING.It’s in words
This tale needs a bit of a preface. When Brad was DMing a campaign, he gave each of us a magical ability. Justin, a vampire, could vomit bats for example. I, a wilden, could transmute any object into wood, as long as I had an equal amount of wood to use for equivalent exchange.
Being a druid who…
Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.
DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?
Barbarian: Natural 20
DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.