September 23rd 2014
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do you ever get in those moods where you don’t feel like reading and you don’t feel like being on the internet and you don’t feel like watching a show and you don’t feel like sleeping and you don’t feel like existing in general


It’s in words

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September 23rd 2014
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"Magic can kill. Knives can kill. Even small children, launched at great speed, could kill." — Zevran, Dragon Age: Origins (via dumbucket)
September 23rd 2014
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Bringing the Mountain Down on the Plot


This tale needs a bit of a preface. When Brad was DMing a campaign, he gave each of us a magical ability. Justin, a vampire, could vomit bats for example. I, a wilden, could transmute any object into wood, as long as I had an equal amount of wood to use for equivalent exchange.
Being a druid who…

Sick Burn


Barbarian: I will intimidate the evil tree with a face.

DM: You haven’t been able to hit the tree, what makes you think you can intimidate a semi-inanimate object?

Barbarian: Natural 20 

DM: …You shout something about its mother being tissue paper. It’s so psychologically beaten, it spontaneously combusts.  

September 22nd 2014
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